The source and summit of the Catholic faith. Now you'll probably feel bad wearing that free decal tee advertising a megacorporation you once worked at when you know you could be wearing this.

Confused? Go ahead and look up the verse.

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There it is.

Frankly, we're shocked no one has thought of this already, but they haven't. We checked.

We're less shocked nobody thought of the hat, but still mildly surprised.

Only one church offers the fullness of the truth, and only one store offers the fullness of this shirt. What does that mean? We're not sure, but if you figure it out let us know.

It started as a shirt. We couldn't stop ourselves. We kept making more. Somewhere along the line, a stray hoodie slipped into the assembly line. There's no going back now, it's officially a product.

This shirt will have the devil running in terror.

Have a lovely lady in your life? We do too.

War's a-brewin', and you'd better make sure you're equipped if you want to come out a winner.

What do babies, the disabled, and elderly folks all have in common?

If Heaven is the ultimate celebration, then we like to consider ourselves future party animals.

To be clear, the title was not written in a Cockney accent. If we were being super deliberate we would have written "'God Made Me' Onesie", but we're cool and drop punctuation sometimes.